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Bejerker

Someone skilled in the arts of bejerking or the bejerk. They know how to sneak attack and suprise people while bejerking them. Are familiar with the different types of bejerk handles. Often set up situations to bejerk people with other bejerkers.
One bejerker will walk up to a victim and engage in a conversation. Then the second bejerker will come from behind. The first bejerker will say something like "Hey Nathan yesterday for dinner I ate this really good dish called..." then the second bejerker grabs under the victims neck and pulls down (known as a bejerk).
by KZilla53 July 9, 2010
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DJ Bezerker

American Legend Happy Hardcore DJ, Creator of Ruffneck Playaz Crew (www.RuffneckPlayazCrew.com). Originally from Washington,D.C. now in Providence, R.I.
DJ Bezerker can battle DJS

www.RuffneckPlayazCrew.com
by bezerker January 31, 2008
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Berzerker

Word used by Olaf Silent Bob cusion from Moscow. It is one of his songs with his band Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans.
\"My love for you is like a ticking clock berzerker, would you like to suck my cock berzerker\"
by Jason Ferbert April 26, 2005
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Beerker

A drinking game known only to the most courageous of alcoholics. Beerker combines the two greatest things known to man, beer and poker, into one spectacular event. In the first round, a player can wager up to three drinks and must guess a card. To win the bet, the player's guess must be within three cards of the actual card value. If the player wins the bet, he/she chooses one opponent to consume the wagered number of drinks. If the player loses the bet, however, everyone else points and yells “Beerker!” in a demeaning manner. With each passing round the card range in which a player’s guess can be correct becomes smaller, while the minimum number of drinks increases. These round-by-round changes decrease the player's probability of a correct guess, but increase the probability of alcohol poisoning. The game ends with the infamous bonus round, in which players can wager anything humanly possible.
Player 1: "I wager 8 drinks and cutting my wrists vertically! I guess the card will be a 5!"

*Card comes up a Queen*

Everyone else: "Beerker!"
by Camden Maine May 16, 2010
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Berserkeley

Common nickname given to the city of Berkeley, California, poking fun at the perception that it is a place of extreme social activism (especially for causes that do not get nationalwide recognition), liberalism, and having an aging hippy population.
Person A: I can't believe that homeless man had a sign up that read 'Please spare change for pot!'.

Person B: Well this is Berserkeley after all.
by dizzyditz December 20, 2005
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the berzerker

An Australian band that produces a genre of music that bridges industrial and death metal. It is known for the incredibly fast beats that it produces, but this is done very clearly on drum machines for the recording of their actual albums. Despite this, all of the drummers for live performances have been able to produce these speeds themselves. They were also once known for the masks they used to wear for their performances, but they are no longer used.

Three albums have been released by The Berzerker:
"The Berzerker" (2000)
"Dissimulate" (2002)
"World of Lies" (2005)

A DVD was also released in 2004, called "The Principles and Practices of the Berzerker" containing over 4 hours of footage, including the making of the masks, the recording of their first two albums and full interviews with bandmembers.
"Yeah, I saw The Berzerker live a year ago."
"Really? How was it?"
"I was hospitalised for a month, and my hearing hasn't been the same since."
"Sounds brilliant."
"It was."
by dactolytis September 7, 2008
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berserker

A practitioner of BERZERKER(tm) Viking Fighting Arts - the best, the deadliest and the most brutal combat system ever invented by man
An advanced Berserker will use nut biting, eye gouging and windmilling to defeat any attacker. He can kill you with a spoon.
by Sven S. Svensson December 28, 2007
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