corporate pedophilia 

Refers to the sexualization of pre-sixteen year-olds by marketeers to sell records. See Britney Spears in 'Hit Me Baby One More Time'.

Originates from 'Branded: The Buying and Selling of Teenagers' by Alissa Quart.

Corporate pedophilia is SO uncool, man.

corporate pedophilia by Nixon Popdizzy February 11, 2006

pedophilia 

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

pedophilia by JR April 14, 2005

Fedophilia 

The unnatural and compulsive love of Roger Federer which drives a person to become a Fedophile.

Symptoms include:
- an uncontrollable urge to post the word GOAT on sports blogs
- incoherent rambling when faced with the fact that Federer has not won a Grand Slam in his professional career
- often displayed by the verbalized desire to give Mr Federer a jolly good Rogering
Prognosis: Untreatable, except by frontal lobotomy or electro-shock therapy.

Mirka: "I think Roger is the greatest tennis player ever!!"
Steffi: "You must be suffering from Fedophilia, Rod Laver's the only men's player in history to win TWO Grand Slams."
Andre: "Yeah babe, Roger hasn't even won one yet... she's a Fedophile for sure"

Fedophilia by RHOmea June 8, 2009

Marketing Pedophilia 

Refers to how businesses use children to promote their products and services, regardless of the targeted consumers.

It's become so common that it shouldn't surprise anyone when children are used to promote sex products.

Eharmony has used children to promote there services

PUGI (the car dealer) is a very guilty culprit

Marketing Pedophilia has made advertising more unbearable, unless you're a pedophile.

Marketing Pedophilia by fuckub May 3, 2014

Pedophilia 

An adult or teenager who is simply sexually attracted to a child. see child

Not to be confused with molestor rapist or sexual assault which are separate but can be linked to the above if the pedophile acts on their desires. Sometimes also referred to as nonce

Unlike ephebophilia it is classed as a mental disorder

John: did you see the papers today? some teacher in a primary school was rubbing himself whilst looking up the girls skirts
Dave: wtf? omg what a sick pedo!
John: yeah I hate pedophilia

Pedophilia by FreeSpeechWarrior March 5, 2017

bedophile 

someone who loves to sleep

i napped all day, i'm such a bedophile

bedophile by monkey12345 April 11, 2008

pedophiliaphobia 

A fear of pedophiles.

Pizzagate is pedophiliaphobia.

pedophiliaphobia by Panzer Division Marduk March 10, 2017