Did a Christian Beaumont

Failing an exam really basly by answering the wrong question or cheating in an exam with little chance of success.

Kevin: How was the Georgraphy exam?
Dave: Ah Man, I did a Christian Beaumont and forgot to answer 2 of the questions.
Kevin: Oh god, you did a Christian Beaumont

by FuseWorld February 19, 2011

Beaumonting

Beaumonting (verb): The act of consistently and habitually taking Mondays off from work, inspired by the historical figure Beaumont, in response to an intense fear of ridicule or mockery. Beaumonting is derived from the experiences of Beaumont, a renowned individual who endured relentless public ridicule throughout their life. This term characterizes the behavior of individuals who, driven by a deep-seated apprehension, opt to avoid the workplace on Mondays as a precautionary measure against potential humiliation or scorn from coworkers. The practice of Beaumonting reflects a persistent anxiety surrounding the workplace environment, leading to regular absences on the first day of the workweek as a defensive strategy against perceived ridicule.

Starting the week without Emily. Beaumonting again!

by Grouchy MacPhearson May 19, 2023

Ryan Leonard Beaumont

He is the 2nd member to join the boy band RoadTrip Tv, he is 23 years old, his birthday in January, 24, he is British but he was raised on Spain, he can sing and speak Spanish as well, his stage name is Rye Beaumont, he joined RoadTrip Tv already forming a band with Andy Fowler, which was the first member to be in it, he has an amazing and gorgeous voice!

"Ryan Leonard Beaumont is an amazing singer"

by sweet_fovvs February 12, 2019

doing a beaumont

To use a flesh light while In a playstaion party.

He is doing a beaumont

by AlanSam8 November 13, 2022

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

Beaumont, Texas

Beaumont, Texas is considered by locals to be the equivalent to hell. The traffic is horrid and the people suck. Beaumont is trying desperately to be Houston, Texas. It fails. Most of Beaumont is ghetto. It sucks overall. It is frequently refered to as Boremont.

I'm going to Beaumont, Texas.

I hate Beaumont, Texas.

I will never return to Beaumont, Texas.

by détendre June 22, 2011

Rye Beaumont

Rye Beaumont is a part of a five piece British and Irish boyband. He likes men a lot specifically gay men named Andy Fowler.

Oh hey! It’s rye Beaumont kissing Andy!

by Notblair September 30, 2019