beanism

the study of beans.

"Beanism is a good major in college."

by iolive May 4, 2022

Bertism

A gay religious group made by the god, bert Lunder from oklahoma

Yo vro what's your religion?

Nigga it's bertism

by Quafflelover69 August 19, 2017

beautism

Prejudice against a beautiful person often claimed by a physically attractive person to cover up for their shortcomings.

"It's just beautism. You're all against me because I'm beautiful and you're ugly."

by lovelee09 April 16, 2009

BEATIS

A way of life.. a fast, funny, easy and discreet way to say the phrase “beat your meat,” or “beat my meat.” Which is another term for “jacking off,” aka masturbation. Also used with MEATIS. BEATIS MEATIS. Originated in the Bay Area California.

“Bruh.. my girl wasn’t tryna give me none.. so guess what I did? BEATIS!”

“Yeah I hit those last night.”

“Nigga you lyin’ You know damn well you ain’t hit shit. Yo dry ass pumped that lotion and BEATIS MEATIS.”

“Teanna Trump dropped a new video? Oh you know what time it is.. BEATIS time.”

by Trav La Flare March 18, 2019

Beanism

The monotheistic religion where they believe in the god Gè ân dé and on Friday through Sunday they do the religious act of Klatting bending her over in the bed and then flipping her around so she is facing you, then with their pinky fingers spreading the vagina open, then sticking their bald bean head into her vagina

I practice beanism, but I’m not very very religious and I only Klat on Friday

by BigBoyCeno June 5, 2019

beatis

A beatis is like a clod or fool, with specific regards to one who is

You beatis!

by madmerv June 16, 2004

Beautismartfunnyperfectful

word used by silly boys to describe intense feeling of love for their girlfriends, who always fall for it.

Once, Tim told Gabby she was beatismartfunnyperfectful and she swooned.

by gabby March 9, 2005