beardtan

Bangtan boys, with beards.

Jin: What do you call bangtan with beards?

Yoongi: No... Don't do this!

...
Jin:BEARDTAN *WINDSCREEN LAUGH*

by daddyjiminslut May 21, 2018

beardman

A man with a well trimmed hipster beard, generally believed to be grown out of weed.

I saw Beardman today. He must've been smoking his beard because he was high as shit

by Scooyb September 21, 2014

Mark Boardman

the one and only milf from the hit band lovejoy, sure he’s ginger but that doesn’t take away from his milfing power

“did you see that Mark boardman from the hit band lovejoy, he’s everyone’s favourite milf”

by Neo_535 May 4, 2023

beardmance

the relationship between the gay and the beard that is helping the gay covering his sexuality.

Person 1: OMG i love elounor so much Person 2: ikr louis and eleanor have such a cute beardmance

by eleanorjanecalder September 7, 2012

Rustic Beardman

A 6'6, full-bearded, stud of a man. Intelligent, musically inclined, compassionate, open-minded, spontaneous, and hilarious. Other interesting pieces of information include: excellent cook, knows how to twerk, drives a moped, has a car-bed, and last but certainly not least--is a professional beard ride giver.

"Did you see that manly man heading our way?!"
"Oh, that's Rustic Beardman!"

by AshWickety October 15, 2013

Boardman Highschool

I don’t know which crowd is more embarrassing for this dumpster fire of a public school, the wanna be gangsters, or the prissy rich kids. Either way, looking at either for to long, will leave you contemplating jumping off a bridge. Walking down the halls consists of the entitled little rich kids complaining about the color of his/her new BMW, or a wanna be thug talking about how he’s gonna “blick up” some fools with his boys after class. The faculty is full of uneducated, lazy, and downright incompetent men and women, and the teachers are either pretty cool, or pretty fucking stupid.

“You graduated from Boardman Highschool? Im sorry, have a nice day.”

by nediadarwoh September 8, 2021

Boardman

To poop one's pants without any internal biological warning

Tom thought he merely had to urinate, but then he Boardmaned all over the floor.

by J.P. Damboragian February 20, 2008