beardmance

When others can't stop talking about your god like beard! They go as far as wanting to rub up against your mighty whiskers or even running their fingers through your facial fur!

Last night I saw a mighty beard..and all I could think of was how I want to stroke that mountainous beard.....Dude I think I'm having a beardmance for those whiskers!

by beardster December 1, 2011

beardosaur

A person with an insane beard.

Girl 1: OMG, did you see Jenna's new boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a total beardosaur

by Scarsz May 19, 2018

Weirdo Beardo

Any bearded/stubble having individual who is unkempt, haggard, or hygienically impaired and lacks social graces and/or public awareness.

Old man at the grocery today was scratching oranges and talking out loud. Total weirdo beardo.

by kidagora November 18, 2011

Beardsmith

Any person with the capability of growing a full (luscious) beard, who is also known for capitalizing on said capability.

Check out that bird's nest on Al's face, he sure is one hell of a beardsmith

by hoboknife March 22, 2011

beardmasher

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch

I bet that guy is a beardmasher

by the random ruler October 16, 2009

beardo the man

Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\

Function: noun

A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”

Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!

Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.

by beardo the man June 28, 2010

beardophilia

An abnormal obsession/attraction to beards and men with facial hair.

I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!

by Treegerson October 25, 2013