A man (or woman) who wears a bushy beard and also happens to sleep in parking lots. Beardos typically have strong feelings for their beard.
Worker 1: Who's is that guy with the bushy red beard sleeping in the office parking lot every time I go for lunch??
Worker 2: Oh, he's a beardo! Take great care around him or you risk getting punched by his beard!
Worker 2: Oh, he's a beardo! Take great care around him or you risk getting punched by his beard!
by Ninja-neer March 1, 2011
Me: The gastropub in Fishtown was so filled with beardos we had to leave.
You: With what???
Me: You know - bearded hipsters wearing hoodies, and (even though they're hanging in a "gastropub") drinking PBR & Miller High Life.
You: With what???
Me: You know - bearded hipsters wearing hoodies, and (even though they're hanging in a "gastropub") drinking PBR & Miller High Life.
by salthebeardo March 2, 2009
A strange, weird, hard-to-figure-out-don't-want-to type of person. Someone who looks as though they are up to no good, or pondering some sort of revenge. This is attained by having a perplexing look on their face while slowly stroking their facial hair. This kind person over-thinks every situation and believe there is a mass conspiracy out to get them. There is also stupid questions like, "Are you mad at me?" posed at inopportune moments of time.
Dude #1: "Who the fuck is that guy? And what the fuck is wrong with him?"
Dude #2: "That beardo? Nobody is sure what is wrong with him. Just ignore him, and hope he does the same to you."
Dude #2: "That beardo? Nobody is sure what is wrong with him. Just ignore him, and hope he does the same to you."
by The MI Shocker December 16, 2013
A bearded hat that covers the face. Great for skiing, snowboarding, or the NHL playoffs (for those who can't grow a real beard).
Jimmy wanted to support his hockey team during the playoffs but he can't grow any facial hair. Instead, he bought a beardo and now he's good to go with a cloth beard on his face.
by brouhaha April 17, 2011
santa clause is a fat beardo.
by adefrenza October 11, 2006
Noun - A person or thing that attempts to grow a beard but fails miserably.
Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.
Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.
Person 1: My oh my, look at Scott's new facial hair!
(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)
Person 2: He's such a beardo...
(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)
Person 2: He's such a beardo...
by Walter T. Fudge February 23, 2008
by siko diko October 15, 2006