bear job

Receiving a blow job, while taking a shit, while in the woods, possibly while camping.

While on a camping trip I had to take this huge shit, however this chick wanted my nuts, so she gave me a bear job in thw woods.

by Deputydog April 24, 2011

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

Barjob

It's when someone hangs from a bar like a monkey or a sloth and gets another person to lick their butthole.

Sue:Hey Mike lets do something really kinky.

Mike:How bout a barjob?

Sue:Ew I'm not licking your ass!

by Killzark May 23, 2009

beanjob

A Beaner

Look at that beanjob hop that fence.

by Peepskin November 17, 2003

beanjob

Beanjob is a derogatory term used to describe a Mexican, or one of mexican appearance. Similar to how 'Cracker' describes a white person.

Guy 1: Hey Chase lets go to the mall and see a movie or something
Guy 2: Naw, bro the beanjobs over there have overrun the mall.

by cagober127 February 14, 2012

beerjob part deux

A beercan in the ass while getting a blowjob.

Man my butt hurts from that beerjob part deux I got last night.

by Jon LAFZ!!!!111!!!ONE!!! September 11, 2006

BeamJob

1.Getting orally plessured.
2.To get a blowjob

Bro, that girl gave me the best beamjob yesterday.
I just need a beamjob.

by BodyHarvest001 February 23, 2011