Beanism

Beanism - big bean fetish. People who have been diagnosed with beanism, use beans as a currency, have beans as their device wallpaper, drink bean-made drinks, etc.

- Look, that guy has all his walls portrayed with beans!
- Probably has a beanism syndrome.

by ItzValee October 5, 2019

beanus

a small penis. the size of a bean. hence, beanus

he brags about his beanus all the time.

by danny foshizzle February 13, 2007

Beanus

It can be a way of refering to people in a joking/friendly way, same meaning as "beans" in that sense. Plural for beanu

Look at them smol beanus, they're so cute
We're just sweet little beanus messing arround uwu

by Potato_human November 13, 2019

beanisk

where the boom bop comes from, but only after it has been in the presence of scrookulars.

1. Ah shit, where the fuck did that beanisk?
2. Oh da beanisk *in Borat voice

by Wait let me tell you February 18, 2019

beanisty

Adjective; The quality of being fraught with an overwhelming number of petty annoyances.

After missing the bus, having a run-in with your credit card company, breaking up your dogs' fight, an argument with your spouse, and banging your head on a cabinet, you might ask yourself, "When will this freaking beanisty day end?"

by J. Star January 9, 2006

Bernius

The act of eating out a girls asshole.

My girl loves it when I Bernius her. I'm going to Bernius the shit out of her for 2 hours tonight.

I would Bernius her right after a workout.

I Bernius'd this girl so hard last night I tasted her intestines.

by The Packager February 23, 2009

Beanus

When you stuff beans into your anus and plug it with your penis.

My microwave broke, so I had to do some beanus to cook the beans.

by Beanus Petat December 10, 2019