Beanis

The mexican jumping bean that goes freestyle.
one who can't get a date.

There goes the beanis again.
Oh damn he crashed!

Who spilled the beans?

by IhoeSki January 28, 2011

Beanis

Referring to a South American's (beaner) penis.

I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.

Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.

In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.

by tophieCC May 7, 2011

Beanis

"I am the beanis I speak for the beans you better eat more or I'll break your knees"

Jared: wtf

am the beanis I speak for the beans you better eat more or I'll break your knees

by The beanmancer February 21, 2020

Beanis

A clitoris or 'bean' so large and obtrusive, it resembles a penis.

When she pulled her pants down I began to feel like Stephen Rea in The Crying Game. As I started to wretch she laughed and said "Don't worry, mate...you're not barking up the wrong tree here - that's just my beanis!"

by WhatTwot? May 8, 2010

Beanis

beanisA Beaner/Mexican's Penis

girl:You like his beanis huh?

by 699666 November 7, 2007

beanis

A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.

The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.

"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."

by Grumpycat96 June 12, 2018

beanie

a beanie is usually woollen and it is worn by skaters and pople who are cold.

Jules: I'm cold
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death

by margaret June 6, 2004