by IhoeSki January 28, 2011
I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.
Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.
In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.
Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.
In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.
by tophieCC April 18, 2011
by The beanmancer February 21, 2020
When she pulled her pants down I began to feel like Stephen Rea in The Crying Game. As I started to wretch she laughed and said "Don't worry, mate...you're not barking up the wrong tree here - that's just my beanis!"
by WhatTwot? May 08, 2010
A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.
The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
by Grumpycat96 June 02, 2018
Jules: I'm cold
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death
by margaret June 06, 2004