Beanbagged

So off your face your limbs have the limpness of a beanbagged.

"Hey, John?"
"Mate, it's not worth trying; he's beanbagged."

by AmeliaPerfection June 16, 2015

beanbagging

A sexual act where the male will put his testicles inside of another person's asshole or vagina, and penetrates with it. If the participant is a female, you can even double penetrate each hole, one with the testies, the other with the penis.

I tried beanbagging my wife yesterday, we were laughing so hard trying to get my balls inside of her but it felt so good once it was complete.

by ToasterStick September 12, 2023

Beanbag

A slang term for a fat or an extremely old woman, or both.

Look at that beanbag standing over there.

by Regice November 09, 2010

beanbag

Another way of saying, a mexican

the police officer shot the beanbag

by harry sach May 13, 2008

beanbag

A Mexican Douche-Bag.

Roommate: Hey Jose move your tortillas. So I can put some of my food in the fridge
Jose: Go Fuck Yourself.
Roommate: Quit being such a beanbag Jose.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 22, 2009

Beanbag

A round, hippo-shaped woman that one could easily mistake for a beanbag.

I sat on the beanbag, but it turned out it was some fat chicks wearing a moo-moo.

by G|23G October 14, 2003

BEANBAG

AN UGLY OLD MEXICAN WOMAN OR A SPANISH FEMALE FOSSIL

THAT BEANBAG AT THE TACO SHOP SURE IS UGLY, BUT SHE COOKS BOMB ASS NACHOS

by D4RK5IDE October 31, 2010