Bargain Basement Becky

That girl or chick at the bottom hierarchy of the sexual food chain you call when 1-8 are not available.

1. Wife
2. Girlfriend

3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits

5. Sidepiece

6. Smash

7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky

I’m gonna have to call Jai to come over tonight.

You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.

Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.

by Starving Artist246 October 8, 2021

Bargain Basement Becky

The name given by the wife or the girlfriend after finding out about their husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from a bargain basement compared to her.

I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky but after his wife went in on him during their divorce he wish had messed around with that BBB.

by Starving Artist September 23, 2021

Bargam

Another persian slang and way to express your amazement or fear.
“Bargam” & “pashmam” are the same in meaning.
“Barg” means “leaf” which refers to your body hair

Osso bargam! This weed is indisputable poison.

by Engevol guy August 15, 2018

Home Bargains

An iconic British discount store chain founded in 1976 by Tom Morris in Liverpool, England. Here you will find a flock of single mums spending the last of their benefits check on dino nuggets and oven chips.
Top Brands. Bottom Prices.

Person 1: Oi where you going
Person 2: Home Bargains
Person 1: Get me a stella will ya

by councilestatebaddie March 29, 2022

face barge

When a women backs up onto a mans face to dock onto his mouth, sometimes performed without the captains permission. Like a river boat without paddles.

Dude, before i knew it, shed pulled down her pants and face barged me with her flange, i didnt expect that.

by JtothePizzle February 21, 2014

Bargain Basement Becky

The name given by the wife or girlfriend after she finds out about her husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from the bargain basement compared to her.

I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky because after his wife found out she went all in during their divorce. I bet he wished he had messed around with that BBB.

by Starving Artist246 September 23, 2021

Bargy time

To drift through your work day at your own pace without a care in the world.

I was on bargy time at work today.

by Buck nasty September 30, 2015