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Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.
1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."
by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020
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kickin' ballistics

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.
Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.
by merrakesh August 29, 2010
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Bayli

She is a Beautiful person with An all around great attitude. She loves any sort of physical activity and is a great person to party with! She is Very unique, considering her name and bubbly personality. She also has a dazzling physique, skinny and beautiful, with long, soft and shiny hair. She isn't afraid to be a tomboy either. You want to keep this person in your life. She is as good of a friend as you could have.
What's that girl's name over there? Oh, she looks like a Bayli.
Bayli, your outfit looks amazing today!
by ThatGerbilKid August 26, 2020
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going ballistic

Becoming fully, truly, unstoppably, gravitationally angry. Usually of a person or semi-sentient animal that can experience anger.
References ballistic missiles, whose flight paths are nearly un-alterable after a certain point.
"When dad finds out I didn't submit my college applications, he'll be going ballistic!"
by 4onen March 2, 2016
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Skip Bayless

Tim Tebow's gay lover.
Skip Bayless rides Tebow's dick so hard it's sickening.
by A.C. Sativa January 5, 2013
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Baylasan

Baylasan is a smart mature girl, who never picks sides and acts very reasonably. She's very good at grammar and drawing, I'm always amazed by her.
One day ill surely become just like baylasan:)
by Rin_Namikaze June 13, 2021
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ballisties

The act of going ballistic. It was known throughough the native lands of the western soviet union during the times of stalin.

Being one of the few words in the english language that can be used as a verb, noun or adjective.
Dude, Im going ballisties.

Yo that was straight ballisties yo.

Ill Na na ballisties
by Bob Logano January 3, 2008
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