A silly lil goose who snatches your V card without you knowing. Sometimes he will touch your holes in return for a hot wet smooch (not always tasty). His arch nemesis is Gollum, Gollum is a snitch who danny swore to destroy.
by Ostrem December 11, 2019
Get the Danny Baumgartner mug.Derived from an older German last name, "Baumgartner", meaning gardener of tree groves, the altered name "Bumgardner" is a variation that is more similarly meaning that of a sexually active person who trains and sells prostitutes similar to gardening as a pimp.
by WatainDisciples February 21, 2009
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A sex act performed by an active gay man on a passive gay man, in which the active partner penetrates the anus of his partner until he ejaculates. The active partner then removes some of his semen from the anus and coats the other man's lips and tongue.
My gay friend refuses to participate in a dirty baumgartner, because he does not like the taste of cum.
by wigzilla August 20, 2009
Get the dirty baumgartner mug.Origin: Felix Baumgartner (Fearless Felix) - sky-diver, 14 October 2012 he sky-dived from 128000ft, reaching 834 mph (Mach 1.24) in the process.
Meaning: To have the balls to do something completely insane (and way past anything seen before).
Way past dangerous, stupid, legendary, awesome, cool and/or idiotic
(This is most likely something that someone else would never consider or even dream of doing).
Context: To be a Baumgartner
Meaning: To have the balls to do something completely insane (and way past anything seen before).
Way past dangerous, stupid, legendary, awesome, cool and/or idiotic
(This is most likely something that someone else would never consider or even dream of doing).
Context: To be a Baumgartner
1.
Tim: John is a bit of a Baumgartner when it comes to climbing.
Matt: Yeah! I wouldn't climb that vertical cliff even if I was paid, he's got some balls.
2.
Ben: Billy is too much of a Baumgartner on a bike for my liking.
Phil: Yeah, his BMX stunts are too dangerous.
Tim: John is a bit of a Baumgartner when it comes to climbing.
Matt: Yeah! I wouldn't climb that vertical cliff even if I was paid, he's got some balls.
2.
Ben: Billy is too much of a Baumgartner on a bike for my liking.
Phil: Yeah, his BMX stunts are too dangerous.
by Fadum From The Forest October 15, 2012
Get the Baumgartner mug.Those who shave their faces, and magically turn into what is known as The Thumb. His arch nemesis is Dr. Manicure. He'll hit on young women, even if engaged, and takes pride in things like being negative two hundred and fifty dollars in the bank account.
"Yeah, my boyfriend just got a new job. He'll be making a lot more money now."
"HEHHEH, IM -250 IN DA BANK. I JUST NEED DAT WEED MAN, YA FEEL ME? HEH!"
Damnit baumgarner.
"HEHHEH, IM -250 IN DA BANK. I JUST NEED DAT WEED MAN, YA FEEL ME? HEH!"
Damnit baumgarner.
by Bingtong February 22, 2014
Get the baumgarner mug.A Baumgartner is a psychotic Nazi fanatic. Often times they dress in lederhosen and slaughter jews in their past time. their favorite form of death for the jewish race is removing their genitalia and choking them with it.
by jissabella April 12, 2009
Get the Baumgartner mug.A slang term for a racist of German descent. Particularly hates Jews, blacks, and Mexicans. Typically obsessed with Nazi paraphernalia and maintains a fetish interest in Nazi uniforms and speaking German. Often likes the band Ramstein. Is not an actual member of neo-Nazi or white power groups, but enjoys the alleged "cool factor" of racism and pro-Nazi feelings among a certain subset of alienated white youth. Often, baumgartners are self-hating gay males who try to pass as straight and who enjoy the homoerotic nature of Nazi hypermasculinity and sadomasochism.
I went to high school in California, and a lot of the blue-collar white guys were baumgartners. They drew swastikas on their notebooks and joked about killing Jews and Mexicans.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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