Battletoad

A large overweight & particularly unattractive female.

‘Victoria is such a battletoad’ said Lauren

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

Battletoads

A game soon to be released for the Wii.

Also known as "Fightingfrogs" and "Reptilewars".

The remakes are based off the 1991 game for the NES.

Supposedly Battletoads cost 9000 dollars at Gamestop,

however the rare Mudkip edition is said to cost 'OVER 9000'.

If money is no option and you wanna play the entire series..

there's also the Pedobear edition featuring a cute n' cuddly bear who loves children.

You can make Pedobear do barrel rolls, dance, and other fun stuff in the back of his van.
RESERVE YOUR COPY OF BATTLETOADS TODAY!

prank caller: I'm looking for a game.. do u have Battletoads?
gamestop: ahaha.. fuck you.

by lolicakes December 15, 2010

battleon

a repetitive, yet very addicting rpg. I've played this game from hours at a time, to 5 minutes at a time. After playing for 5 minutes, you'll get hooked to the game. I even stopped like runescape, RUNESCAPE!, because of this game. Everytime i get the chance to play aq, i go through one hell of a withdrawel after getting off. I'm warning you now, DONT PLAY THIS GAME, AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT GET GUARDIANSHIP (membership) EITHER!!!!

tommy: wanna play BattleOn at my house?
timmy: its adventure quest, or aq, stupid. BattleOn is the site.
tommy: oh,

by UM North Quad April 28, 2006

Battledawn

A highly addicting browser based online game
that requires great strategy and lots of time.

Guy 1:Dude have you heard of a game called battledawn?
Guy 2:yeah dude that game is badass!

by Gilith1 February 5, 2009

Battletoads

They are said to be a small group of players and considered to be the elite fighting force in any MMO game. They troll the entire server because of the nature of Battletoad trolling.

It is said that no one can stop the Battletoads when they are united, or so the legend goes. They would unleash the 9000 mudkipz at there enemies.

P1: Battletoads are being stationed everywhere, we must crush them.
P2: What...? One does not simply Fuq with the Battletoads

by tschbk March 28, 2015

battleson

rooted in the german language a battleson was the original term for a goateed landscape architect.

person 1: Do you know where I can find a battleson?
person 2: Oh yeah! Check out the ASLA website.

by see-spot-run March 2, 2005

Remuera Battletank

New Zealand slang for a large SUV named for an expensive suburb of Auckland.

"A Remuera Battltank was parked in front of me, filling up of gas. The driver asked me if I wanted to pull up and share the pump, and when I said 'yes" he said 'Tough Cheese, inbred.'"

by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004