Battleship

A) A horizontally significant woman.
B) A female who is wider than she is tall.
C) Female weighing in at +250lbs.

Thats not a girlfriend, bud... Thats a Battleship!

by J1012 November 25, 2010

battleshipping

(v) motorboating a chick with big ass titties.

Danny: Dude, what the fuck were you up to last night?
Mikey: Dude, I was at the bar fuckin battleshipping some big ass titties.

by Manny Cruzman November 21, 2009

Battleship

Two or more men jerking off before sleep with lights out, aiming to hit each other with ejaculations.

Stealth Battleship is playing the game while everyone is asleep.

Before sleeping we play battleship, last night Mike made a direct hit in Jorge's eye.

by InjenBuilder9 December 16, 2009

battleship

The penis of an older man that has weathered many a vaginal seas. They are brought out for various ceremonies throughout the year. Some mens Battleships have more ceremonies than others.

So Bob; are you gonna be sailin the old Battleship this weekend?

by Dr. Battleship DeCock February 29, 2008

battleship

A big boat that has giant guns to blow apart other boats.

The Yamato was the biggest battleship ever.

by a random person in NY July 11, 2008

battleship

The great act of peeing on the floaters in your crapper.

"What took you so long in there?" battleship
"I crapped a little and then played battleship"
"Any luck?"
"I sunk my aircraft carrier!"

by sturdiboy March 06, 2008

battleship

When two people use laptops across from each other at a small table.

Kathleen and I are going to the coffee shop to play some battleship.

by itsdrewmiller October 27, 2007