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Battlefuck promotion

The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.
"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."
by USArmyK9 April 14, 2014
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Battlecock

N. A status given only to individuals that deserve it. It means this particular individual is never afraid to whip out his schlong and swing it around like a light saber while fighting in combat, hence Battling Cocks.
Adj. A day that is stressful and tiring like reenacting sword fighting scenes from Troy or KillBill with your Johnson.
Person 1: Hey, how was your school year?

Person 2: Like a Battlecock! Except everyday!
by Mr. SaggyScrotum July 2, 2011
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beetledick

Brigitte was so disappointed when she saw her boyfriend David's beetledick.
by Laurie N May 9, 2008
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battledork

A dork that pretends they're very good at playing battledore.

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Somebody that says "battledore" instead of "badminton", like a normal person.
Johnny Flyn: hey! Wanna play some battledore?

Jessica: You're such a battledork. You're worse at it than a 5 year old with cerebral palsy and also, it's called "badminton", you fucking idiot.
by ze dutch italian February 12, 2018
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battlefucked

Trashed. Typically involving the aftermath of a party. Requires cleaning and deoderizing of the environment (house, car, boats).
Generally smells of beer, liquor and cigarette smoke.
Someone spilled beer in my car last night and now it is battlefucked.

After that party, my house is battlefucked.
by Christina Crosby October 8, 2007
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battleyack

Russian sex move - to battleyack that dirty bit.
Oh I'm tottally gona battle that chick!
Dude last night I met this chick at the club, didn't even get to the parkinglot.... She totally started battleyackin me!
Don cherry was the outcome of one crazy ass battleyackin!
by abe reimer January 16, 2011
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battleneck

Noun
1. A person or process clogging a flow of work who/which refuses to change, therefore becoming a bottleneck which one needs to battle through to achieve a desired outcome.
The employee who processes my requests for access to this area is a battleneck in my ability to provide service for my customers.
by whybenormal October 24, 2023
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