The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.
"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."
by USArmyK9 April 14, 2014
Get the Battlefuck promotion mug.N. A status given only to individuals that deserve it. It means this particular individual is never afraid to whip out his schlong and swing it around like a light saber while fighting in combat, hence Battling Cocks.
Adj. A day that is stressful and tiring like reenacting sword fighting scenes from Troy or KillBill with your Johnson.
Adj. A day that is stressful and tiring like reenacting sword fighting scenes from Troy or KillBill with your Johnson.
by Mr. SaggyScrotum July 2, 2011
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by Laurie N May 9, 2008
Get the beetledick mug.A dork that pretends they're very good at playing battledore.
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Somebody that says "battledore" instead of "badminton", like a normal person.
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Somebody that says "battledore" instead of "badminton", like a normal person.
Johnny Flyn: hey! Wanna play some battledore?
Jessica: You're such a battledork. You're worse at it than a 5 year old with cerebral palsy and also, it's called "badminton", you fucking idiot.
Jessica: You're such a battledork. You're worse at it than a 5 year old with cerebral palsy and also, it's called "badminton", you fucking idiot.
by ze dutch italian February 12, 2018
Get the battledork mug.Trashed. Typically involving the aftermath of a party. Requires cleaning and deoderizing of the environment (house, car, boats).
Generally smells of beer, liquor and cigarette smoke.
Generally smells of beer, liquor and cigarette smoke.
Someone spilled beer in my car last night and now it is battlefucked.
After that party, my house is battlefucked.
After that party, my house is battlefucked.
by Christina Crosby October 8, 2007
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Dude last night I met this chick at the club, didn't even get to the parkinglot.... She totally started battleyackin me!
Don cherry was the outcome of one crazy ass battleyackin!
Dude last night I met this chick at the club, didn't even get to the parkinglot.... She totally started battleyackin me!
Don cherry was the outcome of one crazy ass battleyackin!
by abe reimer January 16, 2011
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1. A person or process clogging a flow of work who/which refuses to change, therefore becoming a bottleneck which one needs to battle through to achieve a desired outcome.
1. A person or process clogging a flow of work who/which refuses to change, therefore becoming a bottleneck which one needs to battle through to achieve a desired outcome.
The employee who processes my requests for access to this area is a battleneck in my ability to provide service for my customers.
by whybenormal October 24, 2023
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