Batmaning

Batmaning or to Batman someone is the act of talking to them for an extended amount of time. When or if they turn the opposite direction, mid-conversation, you slip away un-noticed and un-detected. This is the elusive art of...BATMAN(ing)

Batmanee: "So I was looking up pictures of cats the other day, and the weirdest thing happened..."
*Batmanee turns to pick up an object or look at something*
Batmaner: "Oh yeah? What's that?"
*He slyly slips away from the conversation, behind a door or a wall, anything that conceals his entire body*
Batmanee: "It was this picture of..."
*notices there is no more Batmaner*
Batmanee: "Ah shit, I've been Batmaned! I can't believe he was Batmaning me that whole time!"

by SUPERMANWANNABE January 28, 2014

batmanicotti

A blended mixture of fruit, nuts, and bats. It is the only dish batman knows how to prepare.

Bruce invited me over for a dish of his homemade batmanicotti.

by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007

Batmanned

(Verb). To be set upon with terrifying force before you know what the hell hit you.

"I just got Batmanned and can't feel my legs."
"I just got Batmanned and now have severe internal bleeding."

by GraveRobber445 August 23, 2011

Batmanned

To disappear into thin air like batman does.

Bob and Sally went to dinner. The check came. Sally looked towards bob, he was gone. "Crap! He batmanned again!"

Lisa told Bob she was pregnant. Time to Batman

by FluffyWilliam August 31, 2013

batmanipulate

To manage or influence skillfully, esp. in an unfair manner.

Bruce was a nice guy, but he would often batmanipulate me into doing what he wanted.

by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007

Batmanned

1. To have someone disappear from you in a manner in which they can neither be seen nor heard. This often done when someone has been speaking looks away and finds that you are no longer in the area.

2. When someone uses their logic knowledge of your behavior/weaknesses and detective skills to either claim victory in a fight or obtain some sort of advantage over you

1. Harvey Dent: So how are you gonna get him back any
(sees Batman has left)

Jim Gordon: Yea he does that.

Harvey Dent has been Batmanned

2. Kenny:Steven I just hacked your I-phone.

Steven: How'd ou get my password

Kenny: I typed in your girlfriend Lexi's name

Steven: What the fuck

Kenny: You've been Batmanned

by SuperSaiyan5 October 21, 2012

Batmanington

batmanington is when a group of people gather dressed as batman and fight crime.....or get shot depending on the area.

hey dude you want to do some batmaningtoning later i hear its the shit these days

by Mr Batmanington October 17, 2012