BaptismOnFire

The kid from the Lady Gaga parody on youtube who likes to sing about his acne, pretty funny guy

BaptismOnFire made a parody of lady gaga about acne

by 0123franky July 10, 2010

batista

a man whose weight is always changing from the view of J.R.

(Armageddon)J.R.: BATISTA IS 275 POUNDS

(Royal Rumble) J.R.:BATISTA IS 310 POUNDS

(one nite on raw) J.R.: BATISTA IS 320 POUNDS

by wrestlingfreak123 April 16, 2004

Batista Pills

An enchantment pill made by Dave Batista which increases your muscles in size. This method makes you instantly a Dave and no one in mankind can stop you

Bruce: Hey Dave is there any way i can increase my biceps size?
Dave: Let me show you the Batista pills i produced.
*Bruce eats pill*
*Bruce becomes Hulk*

by Koulas April 15, 2018

baby oil baptism

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.

Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.

by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017

Batim

batim-noun- the best fucking game everrrrrrr

its a game about a dude who animated and then he went back to his old workshop and theres alot of ink and shit

InkFlame: yoooo do ya know what Batim is?
Bej: yesssssss batim is the best

by InkFlame November 7, 2019

BABtism

When a woman is granted the title BAB (Boss Ass Bitch/Bad Ass Bitch) after displaying the strengths associated with being a BAB.

hey, you know that girl M***** ? She finally had her BABtism after executing all the fuckboys and is now a fully fledged BAB

by Baw5A$$Biatch April 19, 2020

BaoIsm

BaoIsm belief states that everyone good or bad starts at Hell which is known as "earth" itself. Once a person passes on however, they will reform into a heaven no matter what sin's or crimes they have committed. This "heaven" will be based on what the person believed in before passing, and what their morals and values were. The heaven will then open at "gates" like in many stories and you will pass through. As many churches try to implement the same belief in thousands of people, such as Christianity. This is only to get many people under the same heaven, but it will not be the heaven that is based on the person's real beliefs that are locked under the power of the 'bible'. It may just be a conspiracy theory against churches, but it is a possible answer. Now people wonder what happen to the "bad" people, they must be tortured as well correct? Well, since their morals and beliefs was doing bad things then they will pass on to a "heaven" that is suited to them. You may call their version of "heaven" to really be a "hell", but in truth it is a "heaven" that befits their state of mind before passing. There is no written instruction or manuscript on BaoIsm, but it is written in the hearts and minds of every person.

BaoIsm is not a religion, it is a way of life.

by Epic Phail October 7, 2008