A last act of desperation. A staged performance of mental Incompetency calculated to excuse bad behavior or avoid consequences, e.g. parading in the streets in a bathrobe like Vito Gigante, “the Chin.”
The politician has become so desperate To explain his deplorable behavior that he’s pulling out his bathrobe defense.
by Jean Dizzy December 25, 2019
Get the bathrobe defensemug. A complete pervert, worse than a internet troll, a common piece of shite.
A roadside goblin that is a fantastic fizzy douche of a leftist, Democrat twatwaffle.
A roadside goblin that is a fantastic fizzy douche of a leftist, Democrat twatwaffle.
That dude keeps writing hatred for Republican values and the good Christians, he types his spiteful attitude on, Twitter, YouTube and Facebook like a Bathrobe Larry!!
by #beadickheadforREALS March 22, 2023
Get the Bathrobe Larrymug. Can be used as a substitute for "Thats what she said." in situations where a statement was made with a sexual double entendre.
Rob- "Man, I'm really having a hard time fitting this in here!"
Phil- " Says the man in the bathrobe!"
Phil- " Says the man in the bathrobe!"
by Frosticles13 May 24, 2011
Get the Says the man in the bathrobemug. When a young man is much too infatuated with a woman in his life to pay attention to his surroundings (friends,family,video games,exercising, etc.) and commits most of his life-with the exception of breathing and eating- to the female in hopes of finding,establishing, or maintaining a love connection.
Grammatical use: adjective, object, or verb
Synonyms: pussy whipped
Grammatical use: adjective, object, or verb
Synonyms: pussy whipped
Young Joc: "Yo Jumpman, where that boy at?! that new Halo betas out."
Jumpman: "Last I saw him, this girl had him wearing a young money bathrobe...haven't heard from him since..."
Jumpman: "Last I saw him, this girl had him wearing a young money bathrobe...haven't heard from him since..."
by Jumpman 3000 October 9, 2016
Get the young money bathrobemug.