bascooner

a term used to describe a bastard child

I have a cousin in Colorado who has fathered 4 bascooners.

by michaelpsahyes September 28, 2009

Dante Basco

Most recognized for his role in the movie Hook, as the badboy with red and black hair known as Rufio. He also portrayed a young Fillipino boy trying to come to grips with his heritage and how that effected his image amongst his american friends in the film The Debut. In yet another film, he played a gay young man sent to a sort of reform camp in But I'm a Cheerleader, which is a cult classic film... a must see.

RUFIO RU FI OH RUUUU FIIII OOOOOOOooooh... "who played that kid anyways?"

"this guy named Dante Basco, he's the shizz"
"weirdo, how the hell do you even know that??"

by ONauxx February 4, 2010

Boscombe

The fag end of Bournemouth some may say. But it is now the coolest and most hip place to hang out in. Lots of boho cafes that sell organic trendy food and packed out with gorgeous students. Full of arty, bohemian people who dress stylishly. Art galleries, an O2 concert hall, a market and lots of vintage shops.

Those in the know are snapping up Victorian properties with original features while they are still going cheap . Most of the rehab units are closing down, a surf reef has been built and some seriously trendy restaurants where you can dine on the seafront eating declicious mussels in white wine while listening to the sea lapping the shore.

Boscombe it the happening place to be

1. Where did you get that fabulous 50s dress?

Boscombe

Thought so

2. Where are you gonna see the Pixie Lott concert?

Boscombe O2

Can you get me a ticket?

by salina111 December 2, 2010

Bascomized

Word can be used as both a positive and a negative.

1. Reducing costs in an effort to obtain frugalocity.
2. Thriftiness gone too far

We planned to have Coronas and t-bones, but Joe bascomized the menu and we got 'the Beast' and hotdogs.

by noJoe June 2, 2008

Gank a Basco

To take or steal a bottle of hot sauce; tabasco sauce in particular.

"Yo Matt, you tryin' to gank a basco from Chipotle?"

"Yeah I ganked one or two."

by Smux January 31, 2010

Boscombe

Fucking hell hole, pikiest place in the south of england, makes the place seem northern. Prostitutes galore though

OMFG Boscombe is a shit hole

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

bastometer

a scale used to determine the bastardism exhibited by men.
scales include vomit inducing bastard,boring bastard, bit of a bastard, stupid bastard, bastard, complete bastard, complete and utter bastard, extreme bastard and c**t.
To be used in conjunction with the complometer

after much thought she rated him as bit of a bastard on the bastometer

by liz and claire October 1, 2007