Bartard

Someone who gets addicted to Xanax and goes insane unless they’re already insane which they probably are if they do xanax. Bartards are not human they are lizard people who wear fitteds and shit out of their mouths.

Braden is such a bartard he let JT touch him and he don’t even remember it.

by Junkiest December 01, 2021

Bartard

when someone goes to a bar, gets really drunk and ends up acting like a total retard.

Kris is really being a bartard tonight. What's her problem??

by Suprane September 08, 2006

bartard

One who acts like a tard at a bar

Jeff got really drunk at phil's on Saturday and started dancing like a bartard

by BartardedOne November 25, 2005

bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 07, 2010

bartard

Someone who only ever wants to go to the bar, that is all they can ever think of to do.

John is such a bartard, he's trying to organize another happy hour even though no one came to the last one.

by Ryanonymous November 30, 2006

Bartard

(noun, male, singular) a misspelling of ‘bastard’

a simp who believes women find him irresistible
waste on time

That Sanele character, massive bartard if i do say so myself

by Bayst God January 22, 2020

bartard

when ur asshole turns blue/purple due to drug usage

"bro lemme see ur bartard"
"nah bro im off the xans"

by lamerbbq February 03, 2019