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Barock Obama

The notorious ship between the 44th president of the United States, Barackoli Obama, and Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson. Fans went wild over the sexual tension of these two, and the trend of believing they were a couple rose, and has not simmered down since.
*every 14 year old girls‘ sleepover*

Linda: “okay Suzie, who’s your otp?”
Meredith: “Don‘t. Fucking. Say. It.”
Suzie: “Why, Barock Obama, of course.”
Linda: “Now that’s hot.”
by Ratzlap December 15, 2019
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Red Baron Mouth

The pain and sensitive rawness of one's mouth for a day or two, after eating a frozen pizza too quickly after leaving the oven. Leaving your mouth singed from the molten cheese and tomato sauce.
My case of Red Baron mouth made to eat anything salty the next day, I really should have waited a few more minutes to start eating that frozen pizza.
by BayAreaNick February 24, 2010
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Shit Barometer

Instrument used to measure the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Used to anticipate a shit storm and potential influx of shit hawks; whom may either spread their shit or swoop down and take humans away to the shit nest.
"Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs?" "It measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere" "Your ears will implode from the shit pressure"
by Stall101 October 29, 2009
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Red Baron

1) Manfred von Richthofen, the German pilot who got 80 confirmed kills during WWI.

2) The name of some frozen pizza brand thingy. Probably named after the German pilot with 80 kills.

3) Sigh... According to the perverts here at urbandictionary... it's something to do with a girl's period and sex. I'm not kidding. 99% of the definitions for "Red Baron" are sexual and kinky, even though the term wasn't inherently sexual in the first place.
1) "The Red Baron sure did have a lot of kills back then"

2) "They deadass named their pizza after a german pilot with 80 kills. I honestly don't know why."

3) "Imagine being a skilled German pilot during WWI who was feared by the French pilots, and then 90+ years later your nickname is apparently having sex with a girl during her orgasm or some shit like that. I would be rolling in my GRAVE if I was that pilot and found out about this."
by Silicosis9324 May 18, 2022
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Baron

Baron is a simple yet complex person in your life. He's got the biggest heart but tends to withhold it from others until he sees that you are a for real person and can be trusted! He's a private guy but he's there for his friends that are like family to him, when they call on him.

He's a good, faithful and a truly loyal young man and would be a catch for any young woman who is real and does not play games.

He loves animals and he's got the heart and the passion of a poet!

He doesn't open up with many people bc he's been hurt before but once he does open up to you, y'all are family, period - bc he trusts you and that doesn't come easy for him!

Baron is the guy to have around!
"Call Baron, he's the only one that knows what to do!"
by cheLLe1963 April 27, 2021
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Barocked

To suffer from either the intended or unintended consequences of policy decisions made by Barack Obama.
Employee A: "Did you see that the DOW has fallen 2500 points since Obama was elected?"
Employee B: "Unfortunately, yes. My 401(k) has officially been Barocked."

and,

Tim: "My uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to Obama's energy policy."
Joe: "Oh, your uncle just got Barocked!"

and,

Angela: "When I got that concussion from my car accident, I tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. I had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance."
Terry: "Oh my gosh, I got Barocked just like that last week! I wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that'll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized I guess."
by Chicago Politics February 23, 2009
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Boner Baron

A title of honour and nobility bestowed upon those who have mastered the art of taming unruly boners.
The Boner Baron has a three-step process for taming unruly boners: (1) raise it up; (2) nurture it; (3) beat it down.
by HappyGoJacky December 8, 2013
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