balkanize

To split something (usually a state) apart, on a usually ethnic basis. This verb first appeared in the 1990's during the War in Bosnia, led by Croats, Serbs and Bosnians, which caused the demise of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (SFRY). It is nowadays again popular with Kosovar Albanians trying to rip off a part of Serbia -Kosovo (15% of Serbian territory, imagine the US without Texas)- for themselves.

It seems highly unlikely to balkanize the USA.

by Ntex December 9, 2008

Brianized

When Brian makes your beverage and your intended level of intoxication is about a four billion on a sliding scale from one to ten...

"Hey, how was work?"
"It was rough."
"Want to get brianized?"
"Hell yeah."

by instrumentoffear June 9, 2009

Borganized

Being totally organized as a result of boredom. When you have nothing better to do but borganize your life.

"Wow...you're so organized"..."No, I'm borganized".

by karacake June 25, 2010

barnabize

To encourage someone in which you have to be vulnerable and transparent.

You need to go out and barnabize so that your friends can see Jesus within you.

by barnabuscpc January 1, 2013

Barmanizing

To say a joke over and over again until it becomes mass torture to hear it.

Many people are Barmanizing the joke "More chins than a Chinese phonebook" and have been for many, many years.

by JewBass127 November 5, 2010

Balkanize

To split apart, or secede from, a union of states.

"You will not be free if you Balkanize the United States."

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

Balkanize

The action of adding meat to every possible dish.

Nevena balkanized her salad adding cvarci (fried porc fat) and prosciutto (dried meat).

Ana became sad when Francois refused his ratatouille to be balkanized with cevapi.

by eordeos June 25, 2017