Barberio

The Italian stallion; a muscular Italian superior to all other Italians

Why would I go out with Rob when I can go out with Big Ant, he's such a barberio

by Travis traymoore June 4, 2013

barteling

The act of getting hand jobs while your roomate is "sleeping" in the same room

I think Bob and Jamie are barteling Kyle right now.

by Barteling August 6, 2014

Barbetine

When the Cat the hat try’s to pants to.

While trick or treating I got Barbetined

by TheOfficialCatInTheHat October 21, 2020

barbella

The only person who will love a single gym rat.

“Let’s load up two plates on barbella today to ease the pain.”

by StringaLifts December 17, 2022

Rain-Barreling

When an uncut male is in the shower and stretches his foreskin into a open barrel shape catching water raining down from the shower head. Creates hours of fun similar to water ballooning without the mess of urine.

Dad: why is the damn water bill so high this month.

Mom: Jimmy has discovered rain-barreling.

by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020

babelicious

A combination of the words "babe" and "delicious", where "babe" refers to a very attractive woman, and "delicious" refers to the fact that you'd be onto her like a lion onto a prairie dog if she gave you the slightest encouragement. Things that are babelicious include supermodels, certain singers/actresses (if you're thinking Britney or Madonna here go and wash your mind out with soap), any female gymnast/contortionist over the age of 18, and that chick I walked past on the street on my way into work this morning.

Person 1: Man, check out that babelicious chick over there. Talk about hot!

Person A: Dude, the chicks on the pron site that I was surfing last night were totally babelicious.
Person B: Send me the url, dude; I need a good pron fix.

by Big Bad Mark October 28, 2005

Barrelitus

N, be-ril-AYE'-tus 1) A non-formal medical condition where a preson's mid-section resembles a barrel. 2) A person who has a big gut.

Bob's barrelitus prevents him from tying his own shoes.

by dieselpunker April 14, 2009