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barbarian wedding 

A sexual act resulting in lamentation; rape.
You hear about the new quarterback, Kirk? He just got arrested for giving some chick a barbarian wedding.
barbarian wedding by CapAp August 9, 2006

Santa Barbarian 

A dyed-in-the-wool resident of the coastal city of Santa Barbara in Southern California.
The Santa Barbarians are a peculiar lot: they like the environment but don't get between them and their SUV's and pick-ups.
Santa Barbarian by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007

Barbarian  

a person without education , culture or refinement

or

a foreigner
Barbarian by GatDat March 20, 2009

Hungarian Barbarian 

A person of hungarian origin who is drunk beyond his/her capability.
- Did you see Janos yasterday at the party!? He was a freakin hungarian barbarian dude!

barbarian mudslide 

The act of defocating on your partner's chest, then urinating it off.
Dad: Holy shit what happened in here?
Son: I gave Shazza a barbarian mudslide..
Dad: Nice one son, but you're paying to clean the rug.
barbarian mudslide by Peter Gill September 8, 2007

Barbarian Facial 

A classic well deserved beating for those who are intentionally corrupt - punched real hard in the face many times over - beaten to a sickening ugly looking pulp - brutally hammered on the face into a state of horrific un-recognition by a party who hates you for any number of good reasons...
The corrupt official received a Barbarian Facial because he lied & cheated causing others to greatly suffer - a well deserved disfigurement according to the level of intentional deceitful actions - a special type of beauty treatment reserved for anybody who desires to appear just as terrible looking as the dark soul of their foul nature.