Baran

A strong, confident girl who'll kick your ass if she has to. She has a nice bod and a brain to boot.

Random Dude: Dude, check that hot piece of ass out!
Baran: What the fuck did you just say? Why you lil bitch -
*two hours later*
Doctor: So, you say this is your cousin?
Baran: *sobbing* Yes, Doctor, it was an accident!
*mom walks in*
Mom: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SON?!
Baran: *bolts out*

by tumblrrockblogs May 15, 2016

Baran

A Kurdish male name. It means stormy/bad weather with rain. Baran's usually very funny, cute and caring also very good looking.

Dude 1: "Hey Baran how is it going?"

Baran: "Nothing much, how are you?"

by Bd0g January 30, 2022

baran

strong like ram, and kick you in the nuts

Im just a baran so im cool. I like bears

by Jebber April 29, 2008

Baran

Big simp
Fancies hefty hobbas

Damn barans a simp for faith

by Hefftyhobbs June 27, 2020

baran

1 v. to invite oneself unwanted into a conversation, generally to the detriment of anyone in earshot.

boyfriend: "Hunny, i love the way you walk"
girlfriend: "Your shirt brings out your wonderfully hazel eyes"
Baran (hiding in bushes, masturbating): "WHAT ABOUT MY EYES"
boyfriend: "What a fucking Baran"

by Baran h8er September 9, 2008

baran

Also known as a 'Bazza' or 'Baren'. When a person 'jims in' and makes themself feel included to the distain of everyone. !

Girls: Omg John, can you take a picture of us?
John: Sure thin....
Baran (5km away about 2 seconds ago): I CAN DO IT. Im gifted with photography, all my friends, everyone says so!
Girls + John: Jim out you fucking Bazza!
Baran: Hai-gai

by omfgroflmao September 10, 2008

baran

from polish language-male sheep.A retard by choice, looser,a dude who'll do anything to hang with the crew...the type of guy who'll put icy hot on his balls for no reason...

what a Baran.

by Bitch w/ an attitude August 20, 2008