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baracked it up

To competently perform an action under duress, the result of which engenders heated debate over whether said performance was extremely poor or well-executed.
Man 1: "This cake is awful, and whoever baked it should be shot!"

Man 2: "It's not the best cake I've ever had, but it's pretty good considering the chef had shitty ingredients given to him, and especially considering John McCain had the recipe book burned, and then proceeded to obstruct the progress of the cake being made for the next 5 hours."

Man 3: "Wow, the chef really baracked it up
by B. Hussein O. November 26, 2010
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Barocked

To suffer from either the intended or unintended consequences of policy decisions made by Barack Obama.
Employee A: "Did you see that the DOW has fallen 2500 points since Obama was elected?"
Employee B: "Unfortunately, yes. My 401(k) has officially been Barocked."

and,

Tim: "My uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to Obama's energy policy."
Joe: "Oh, your uncle just got Barocked!"

and,

Angela: "When I got that concussion from my car accident, I tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. I had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance."
Terry: "Oh my gosh, I got Barocked just like that last week! I wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that'll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized I guess."
by Chicago Politics February 23, 2009
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Bracked

The art of getting screwed over by the new President of Blizzard Entertainment, J. Allen Brack.
Man, I can't believe I got bracked. There is sharding in Classic WoW!
by My handle is archie. November 2, 2018
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barackeisha

Barackeisha is a black bad girl don’t get on her bad side she will slap you hard Barackeisha is also a girl who knows what she wants and will always gets in trouble she’s a bad ass and has a boyfriend who plays football or basketball Barackeisha is beautiful and strong is you don’t mess with her she will always be there for you and support you Barackeisha is also very funny and has a lot of friends, she may look mean or stuck up but she’s not most of the time
Guy 1: is that Barackeisha?
Guy 2: yeah, I’ve heard she’s funny and nice
by Addiejsmith July 6, 2018
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Bagacked

Selena thinks You Tube is taking pictures of her. Shes fuckin Bagacked!!!
by Stone Rob September 1, 2019
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Baracketology

The sweet, sweet combination of American politics and NCAA basketball. Also, reason #587 as to why President Obama is commonly referred to as "the man"

First coined by Sportscenter during the broadcast of President Barack Obama filling out his 2009 NCAA Basketball Tournament Bracket.
The end of March is the best time of the year! It's the only time we all get to experience Baracketology!
by Tuggernuts March 18, 2009
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Bracked

When a video game you enjoy is changed to be as funless as possible.
Diablo has been bracked.
by anthonyp95 November 2, 2018
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