The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."
John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
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Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.
Or
Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.
by Bubba Hussein Ledbetter May 20, 2009
Get the baptising a billy goatmug. 1. An almost spiritual epiphany where one becomes spellbound by the sight of an attractive woman's full and impressive baps.
2. To have baptised a baby, or full-grown weirdo, and begun the process of religious indoctrination.
2. To have baptised a baby, or full-grown weirdo, and begun the process of religious indoctrination.
A portmanteau combining the words baps and hypnotised. To be hypnotised by baps.
Holiday dude: "You should've seen the quim down by the pool! I was baptised!"
Other holiday dude: "When I went they were all hideous old hags. It was more of a baptism of fire."
by Goatlips
Holiday dude: "You should've seen the quim down by the pool! I was baptised!"
Other holiday dude: "When I went they were all hideous old hags. It was more of a baptism of fire."
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by Goat Lips September 13, 2024
Get the Baptisedmug. HES A VERY FREAKY NASTY BOY .EATS HEALTHY. DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS.DEPRESSED AND LONELY.HE LIKE
S DANCING BUT HES VERY BAD AT IT. HAS ANGER ISSUES. TOOOOOOO FRENCH.
S DANCING BUT HES VERY BAD AT IT. HAS ANGER ISSUES. TOOOOOOO FRENCH.
by Sarra_bestiebaddie October 17, 2021
Get the Baptise the skinny fat ratmug. by amieeandersennn May 17, 2021
Get the baptised toucanmug. by Boosty April 29, 2020
Get the Baptisedmug.