bankard

The best smelling blanket in the world.

Man, I could really use a bankard.

by matt elder March 30, 2008

Bayardo

Bayardo is a male who is very cute and always is very attractive and is good in bed and has a 6 pack and he always sags his pants

This nigga a bayardo

by The realist pussy are nigga May 27, 2018

Barnyard Roll Call

A phrase used at mid-west fairs that begins the chorus of everyone within ear-shot making any type of animal sound.

When attending the MN state fair, Barnyard Roll Call was exclaimed and I mooed.

Someone said Barnyard Roll Call and everyone made animal sounds.

by blakebears2010 October 7, 2009

Barnyard Sampler

A Barnyard Sampler is an off-menu item at Wendy's similar to the McGangBang from McDonalds. It consists of a Chicken burger, either Spicy or Home-style, that you add the following to:
Bacon
Cheese (optional)
An Extra 4 oz Beef Patty.

Most Wendy's locations do not know it by name, and when you get to the beef patty they might ask you to clarify what you mean. Just persevere and burger heaven will be yours.

Customer: Hi, can I get a Barnyard Sampler combo with Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... What?
Customer: Spicy chicken combo, bacon, cheese, extra 4oz beef patty, Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... You want the 4oz patty on the side?
Customer: No. In the burger.
<Order Placed>
Burger Builder in the back: Uhh... Is this right?
Employee: Yeah.

by jmlsteele March 10, 2010

bamyard

Any lanyard worn by a "bam" to show they are exempt from something that the majority of people just get on with. Originally from the north east of Scotland of Bam (meaning someone who is foolish, annoying, obnoxious, belligerent or disruptive. Also a lanyard that is meant to identify people who might need additional support.

I see Lisa is w wearing a bamyard to the supermarket again, so she doesn't have to ware a mask.

by Bazyerma January 9, 2022

barnyard

A woman who has multiple cocks inside of her, often a woman who takes part in a gangbang.

Damn check out that barnyard, she's got 5 cocks in her.

by dudeman11 April 14, 2008

barnyard pimp

A Barnyard Pimp is a rooster. So called because the rooster has a pimp comb, a pimp strut, and a pimp sound.

Plus, the barnyard pimp keeps track of all his ho's, ie the chickens. And, if one of them needs some sweet loving, the barnyard pimp is there.

Yo, its time to get up and get to work, the barnyard pimp is up making noise.

The hens haven't been laying eggs, soon we might have to eat the barnyard pimp.

We need more chickens, we need to borrow yo' barnyard pimp.

by Little Smokey December 25, 2007