bannock

A dense, poorly-leavened bread that travels well, making it a great, tasteless vehicle for calories. It is often used by tradidtional campers who canoe and portage for weeks at a time, as it doesn't fall apart when wet, and can be cooked in the heat of a dying fire for lunch the next day. That allows the campers to unwind instead of cooking, but adds to the density of the food.

Must be an old word for cake, because "bannock-hives" are 'swellings' from eating too many bannocks (i.e., fat rolls).

"Why is this bannock so hard?"
"Sorry, there wasn't any baking soda."

by PTSS December 28, 2005

Bannocks

The testicles. Originally refers to a type of bread from Scotland.

I'd kick him square in the bannocks!

This is simply a massive pain in the bannocks!

by Nobli May 21, 2023

bancock

Bancock is the Jamaican word for fuck which obviousley is most commonly known as the f word.
Bancock has another meaning though. In 2007 two brothers made up the term Bancock so that they could punch each other in the stones and not get in trouble. You say bancock once, and you punch one person in the nuts ONE time

I wanna bancock

Lets bancock in the closet during your sisters wedding

BANCOCK! ( punches someone in the cubes)

by Frdric June 4, 2008

Bantocked

There's always that one guy in the football team that's face somehow seems to attract footballs to it as though it's magnetized. The word 'Bantocked!' is often loudly exclaimed in amusement by teammates when that ball-smashed-in-the-face moment occurs. The victim is a generally a perpetually sad watery eyed fellow that can be found in the pub afterwards soothing its red swollen proboscis in a cool pint.

He was well and truly bantocked in the face by that shot.
Ouch!, he was proper bantocked there.

by five-bells-oracle November 14, 2019

banocka

used to put someone down. a person who is not cool. someone who deserve NO respect.

That guy is a banocka.

by Max R. Schwartz November 22, 2005

bannock bitch

Someone who makes bannock for other people thus becoming their bitch. See bannock.

My sister Jodie is a total bannock bitch.

by Off tha hook mint flava August 31, 2008

banlock

Guy with a really small, limp penis.

He was pathetic during sex. What a banlock.

by JoeyisCool November 18, 2013