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Backwards dragon

Spray an entire bottle of lighter fluid in your asshole and shart onto a lit candle.
My mother was angry at me for not doing the dishes so she gave me a backwards dragon to the face.
by Heather Timm February 10, 2021
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big bastards

Refers to extremely large breasts. Also commonly referred to as "BBs"

To understand big bastard apply the following criteria:
1) Breasts must be huge. Think DD as a starting point. There are specific exemptions for small framed women (see below).
2) Breasts must contrast sharply with rest of build. They must be huge relative to the size of the woman. For example, DDs on a 220 lb woman do not make big bastards. A class exemplar would be a 5'-6" 120 lb woman with double Ds.
3) Breasts must be visible from the back. As the big bastards walk away they must be clearly visible at the sides of the rib cage.
4) Breasts may be enhanced. Authentic big bastards are a miracle of modern plastic surgery. Occasionally natural big bastards will be sighted. Natural big bastards are referred to as "big bastard natties."
5) Big bastards are rare. We have estimated that the likelihood of seeing authentic, verified by at least two class experts, big bastards in Southern Orange County California is something between the odds of being dealt a straight flush and a royal flush in poker.
Dude1: Check out those big bastards!
Dude2: Holy shit!
by KappaPhi2008 May 16, 2008
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barktard

A dog who barks relentlessly.
Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020
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backwards inbred fuck

A backwards inbred fuck is what you call someone when you can't think of an insult and your pissed af.
Fuck you Rafael! You are a backwards inbred fuck!
by cadro65 March 2, 2021
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backwards camel spider

The art of sticking your penis inside your partners mouth (with permission), as she proceeds to bite as hard as physically possible. Your job is to hold onto her head as hard as possible, and run up the wall backwards. Tip: Balance is key!
Johnie: "Me and stacy have perfected the distinct art of the backwards camel spider"
by BellyJabies March 15, 2015
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backwards conspiracy

When you are a superhero fighting crime but you are also a criminal.
by Poovey Vert February 18, 2018
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fell ass-backwards

To come into great fortune/luck unexpectedly, especially through imprudent behavior.
A: "Did you know that Jane blew her birthday money all on one ring as an impulse buy, turns out the stone was worth 10x what she paid!"

B: "Damn! She really fell ass-backwards into something huh!"
by khdoll September 11, 2010
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