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Bananigans

Pronunciation: \bə-ˈna-ni-gən\
Function: noun
Etymology: office prank
Date: 2008
1: a devious trick used especially for an humorous purpose
2 a: tricky or questionable practices or conduct —usually used in plural b: high-spirited or mischievous activity —usually used in plural
3: slapping a person in the back of the neck with your penis
Dino is very tired of Seth's constant Bananigans! His neck is starting to hurt.
by Maikina March 5, 2009
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Bananal

Portmanteau of banana and anal sex. Of, or relating to, the insertion of bananas into the rectum.
Jeff and I had this amazing bananal sex yesterday!
by Johananal December 21, 2007
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Mananimal

This comes from the movie Battlefield Earth which is unintentionally one of the funniest movies ever. In it the Psychlos enslaved the humans and called them mananimals because of their barbaric ways.
Damn Garret, 2 women in less than an hour? You Mananimal!
by G_from_the_H November 8, 2007
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Bananalism

WHEN A FUCKING BANANA EATS ANOTHER FUCKING BANANA.
I JUST COMMITED BANANALISM

BITCH YOURE A CUCUMBER

SHIT!
by BANANAKINGGGGGG February 18, 2018
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bananalibrium

Combination of "banana" and "equilibrium," describing the delicate art of adapting your consumption of a bunch of bananas to the slow but steady ripening process.

The first act of bananalibrium is buying the bananas. Too green: bad. Too yellow: bad.

You do buy the bananas when you can foresee a use of the bananas that is reasonably certain to occur in the next 10 days or so, before the bananas go bad.

Once the bananas are sitting on your kitchen counter, the next stage begins. To consume the entire bunch (usually 5 to seven bananas), you have to have a plan, and you have to stick to it. Otherwise, some of the bananas will go bad. And unless you make banana bread, the overripe bananas are too nasty to eat on their own.

So once the ripening process starts, you have to, maybe, eat a banana that is a little bit less ripe than you'd ideally like. Within a few days, however, you are in the sweet spot...the bananas are perfect. Then the brown spots start, and you have to up your game to remain on track. At a certain point, the bananas are a bit overripe, but you can still enjoy them. There is the point of no return when the bananas are just gone. Then it is a matter of avoiding having rotten food on your counter. It is a little bit sad throwing away rotten bananas. It feels wasteful. There is a hint of personal failure that might accompany throwing them away.
As Buddha was chomping on a banana, Mahākāśyapa noted, "Man...this dude's in perfect bananalibrium."
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
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Bananaman and Blueberry Girl

A synonym for the most perfect pairing ever. Usually used to indicate that the said couple in question are having a lot of wild and kinky sex. Often associated with growls and giggles aplenty.
Those two rabbits over there are at it like Bananaman and Blueberry Girl
by Blueberry Girl December 3, 2009
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Bananaman

Nickname of Ray Comfort, creator of the movie "Evolution Vs. God".

Bananaman became Ray Comfort's nickname after posting a film suggesting that the shape of a banana is proof of god.
Bananaman is a moron.
by Makesmelaugh August 21, 2013
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