A religion where, to be "pure," you must insert one banana into thine posterior and change it once a week with an unripe banana to ripen inside.
"Hey bro, you gotta come join Bananafication with us this Sunday. You'll never forget your first insertion."
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A word used to symbolize defeat and surrender when playing a RubberRoss Mario maker level. It is also a word of Ross' people.
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During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.
It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.
Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.
Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.
During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.
It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.
Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.
Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.
by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005
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by Mr. Bananco October 15, 2009
Get the Bananacakes mug.Bananabating is a form of masturbation that involves, yes, a banana. Take a semi-ripe banana and wrap the banana 2/3 of the way up with duct tape. With the banana still unpeeled, squish around the insides until mushy. Then, cut off the untaped 1/3 and throw away. Lastly, stick the banana in the microwave for approximately 23 seconds, then fuck the shit out of it. Enjoy.
Ever since Jane left me, I've been sick and tired of using my hand. I think I might bananabate tonight instead.
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