Balloon Bung

Another way to describe someone with a big fat ass.

Here comes that Jenny Craig reject again, ol' "balloon bung". How the hell does he wipe that monstruosity. I bet he needs two zip codes for that thing.

by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008

balcony kids

Kids that hang out on the balcony (obviously), these types of kids are typically cringey, annoying, and post their "dark" thoughts on their Snapchat stories. Do not confuse balcony kids with emo people or goth people, they are a new breed. They all "date" one another, they are all each others "ex". Their version of dating is standing on the balcony and holding each other awkwardly close, murmuring "I love you so much". If you see them doing this, make bets on how soon they'll break up, it's a good way to make money. They don't always hang out on the balcony, though, if they're at your school, they may swarm a certain hallway or corridor, screaming their petty inside jokes.

"If you don't like being hated by everyone, don't hang out with the balcony kids."

"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"

by chochelle November 21, 2017

Steve Balboni

He's the guy that gets shit done and can get you in any place just by telling his name.
He usually sends Johnny Hamcheck to do some quests.

Steve Balboni sent me here.

by johnnyhamcheck June 20, 2023

pooped a balloon

To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)

I pooped a balloon.

by beemer052789 August 1, 2008

Balloon Ferret

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

Ballolleshit

When something is so bullshit that a simple word can't hold up the pure hardened pressure of sadness and despair.

Tofflehero: Hey man, do you wanna play some CS:GO?
Halallaren: No bro, it's fucking ballolleshit!
Tofflehero: Fuck you man, I'm going to play some Darksouls 3. It's ballolleshit but I like it.

by Halallaren June 1, 2016

yogurt balloon

(n) a large plastic substance filled with goo, usually made after making thick in her warm

Coach Steve did push-ups on Jay's mom, and left a yogurt balloon after making thick in her warm.

by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018