Balzheimer's Disease

The condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. Advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. Very advanced stage: Similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.

I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.

Balzheimer's Disease by nuninthemorning August 7, 2009

ballsheimer's

1. a mental condition wherein one forgets where his balls are, usually resulting in spineless actions and mannerisms.

2. in bowling, throwing several strikes continuously, and then suddenly losing your rhythm for no apparent reason, resulting often in one if not many poor throws.

1. "bro, jerry was saying how he was gonna tell his boss off for cutting his hours, but then he contracted ballsheimer's at the last minute and didn't say shit."

2. "i don't where my A game went, man, i think i got ballsheimer's."

ballsheimer's by xpnfx February 15, 2009

Balzheimer's 

Having the affliction of saying you forgot something that was really your fault and blaming it on someone else.

From the Daily Show with Jon Stewart:

"Cheney, your complaining about your plan? Can you ever lose? No wonder you're ever wrong!... I think it's become very clear: Dick Cheney is now in full-blown stage four Balzheimer's."

Balzheimer's by Rodrigo M. July 1, 2009

Ballzheimers 

Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.

"He went back to her again!?"

"Yeah...He has a serious case of Ballzheimers!"

Ballzheimers by bamf269 August 14, 2012

Ballzheimers 

The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.

Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."

Ballzheimers by captmurk December 26, 2013

Ballzheimers 

When you smash your nut sack so hard that it gets bigger.

Wow that guy smashed his nut sack so hard! He must have Ballzheimers!

Ballzheimers by Ballzheimers October 27, 2020

ballzheimers 

A condition of post-coital forgetfulness that occurs when you can't remember the name of the girl you just had sex with.

"Ya bro, she left mad cuz I had a bad case of ballzheimers this morning."

ballzheimers by soundbite.69 September 26, 2013