An illness which attacks the memory, and the person who has it the balls to attack other people for the same things they've made careers of.
There is no known cure.
There is no known cure.
Uh oh, looks like Dick Cheney and Karl Rove have Ballzheimers. They're criticizing the Obama administration for the same things they did while serving under Bush.
by Bloodbath 87 April 23, 2009
by Ballzheimers October 28, 2020
Marcus: Dude, what was the name of that girl I fucked the other night?
Abraham: Sounds like you've come down with a case of Ballzheimers, brojams!
Abraham: Sounds like you've come down with a case of Ballzheimers, brojams!
by BerkleeBen June 26, 2009
by coconutwaterjuice April 06, 2022
"dude.. did you know mormon missionaries have to stay sober from chicks?!"
" yeah man.. i bet those guys have some gnarly ballzheimers.."
" yeah man.. i bet those guys have some gnarly ballzheimers.."
by two ween teen October 18, 2011
When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.
Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.
Frank: Really? What happened?
Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.
Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.
Frank: Really? What happened?
Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.
Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.
by Joe Fist January 23, 2009
A serious condition in which a man forgets the existence of his genitalia, specifically, his testicles. The onset of this disease usually occurs under certain circumstances. When a man is in a relationship in which his every move is controlled and dictated by his partner, he is said to carry the main symptom of Ballzheimer's Disease. During social activity with others of his gender, the victim is said to regain his lost balls, however, once his partner returns or makes her presence known, the victim quickly relapses into having Ballzheimer's. This disease is usually observed in one sided relationships, where the woman is dominant.
"Hey, what happened to John last night? We were at the bar and he got a text from katie, then left frantically saying he was gonna miss the grey's anatomy marathon."
I worry about John. I think he's developing Ballzheimer's Disease.
I worry about John. I think he's developing Ballzheimer's Disease.
by Imef October 10, 2010