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Ballston Spa

A town in Upstate NY where Donald Trump never stopped being President.
You know that common plot in comics where there is like an entire town full of secret Nazis? Ballston Spa is that town in real life.
by UpstateNY@$$hole August 10, 2022
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Aaron Ballston

When you go too hard so that one of your balls gets stuck in her ass and you must detach it to survive.
Billy was smashing Dave's mom way too hard and had to Aaron Ballston that shit!
by coop81230 April 25, 2015
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Ballsonya

Commonly mistaken for an italian dish, in actuallity it is the act of puting your balls on someones chin (or other body part.)
Would you like some Ballsonya?!
by Jamie Nelson January 16, 2004
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ballstowalls

Main Entry: balls-to-wals
Pronunciation: balz-tu-walz
Function: Adverb
Etymology: Middle Class American Descriptive Expletive, from Anglo-French "boules aux murs",
1: usually something extremely unbelieveable: something that has elevated something ordinary to new levels of incredulity.

2: something ridiculously defining and causing one to pay closer attention, as though ones testicles have just been body slammed hard into a solid surface such as a wall, or pavenment, or something equally dense and painful in the slamming.
"That was a ballstowalls craptacular burrito, I think I'm gonna hurl"

"That was a frigging ballstowalls awesome band, when are they going on tour?"

"Baby when we get down and dirty you get me so ballstowalls horny I can't control myself"

"That was without question the ballstowalls worst proctology exam I have ever experienced dude."
by brian_thorn July 3, 2007
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Baldston

A bald man that wears a blue and white striped shirt
Baldston wears a wig lol
by captaincookie886 March 8, 2021
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Balltonomous

It's totally an adjective to elegantly describe a nice round object with upmost admiration & respect.
~DarkAndersonEX
Person 1: Hey that's a pretty round ball
Person 2: Do you mean a balltonomous ball?
Person 1: Yeah, that!
by Asami Salami November 16, 2017
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ballstink

that stink you get on your hands after giving your man a handjob after he's worked a long hot day, that you just can't seem to get rid of even after numerous times of washing your hands
Boy, I just couldn't shake his ballstink the other night! I finally used a nail brush and ajax to remove the stench
by It's 420 July 23, 2005
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