Ballscape

the very explicit and detailed outline, much like that of a topographical map, of male genitalia visible through clothing, usually via tight pants/jeans.

Chuck Norris' jeans are so tight in Walker, Texas Ranger, you can see his whole ballscape!

by superflypmp January 6, 2009

Blossage

The act of a massage combined with the all mighty blow job

After a long day of golfing in the heat and watching a tripple overtime NHL final game Shaun begged for a blossage.

by AutoEntropy June 12, 2013

ballssack

A mans usually hairy sack that contains his sperm fluid

Damn my ballssack is itchy as hell

by Mybestfriendhasatightpu$$y June 18, 2021

Ballage

A word to use when something sucks, hardcore...Or sucks balls...

Me:Can you come over tonight?
You:No, I have a lot to do before tomorrow...
Me:Ballage...

by TakeMeAway90 December 19, 2008

Ballage

Ballage (pernounced BALL-IJ) is the same as cleavage but of a mans testes. Usually pertaining to a man with tight clothing so the form of the testes are visible or when the "balls" are shown.

"I saw this hot guy on tv the other day with major ballage." or:
"I think the new fashion trend should be for guys to have holes in their pants to show off their ballage."

by Simone Sapphire Adell Anderson March 24, 2009

Blessage

The essence created when you say "bless you"

When Parker sneezed and half of the class said "bless you", he was thankful for the blessage bestowed upon him

by Deadpoolinator16 May 13, 2017

Ballscape

A picture of a beautiful landscape with your balls barley poking in frame

I sent this girl a ballscape

by Stormy0121 June 2, 2021