ballsac

An incorrect spelling of ballsack

Ballsack McMiachelson: "I eat ballsacs!"
Duckskin McGoo: "That's BallsacKs, tard"

by Xenion January 8, 2007

ballsac teebagger

A golf accessory that has a compartment for balls and a compartment for tees.

I cannot tee off yet as I left my ballsac teebagger in the clubhouse.

by Truckdriver April 14, 2009

Ballsac Tango

That funny dance guys do in extreme high temperatures in an attempt to dislodge an errant testicle from sticking to their thigh when simply grabbing oneself is not appropriate or possible. Reminiscent of a cowboy walk/leg shake/repeat.

"His balls were so sticky that he had to do the ballsac tango every few steps in order to have proper danglage." (Danglage - see "Danglage" or "Dangling fury".)

by Tainted in AZ August 13, 2010

Ballsac Teabagger

ONe of Howard Stern's characters made up to represent a terrorist who's name is very hard to pronounce. Must be said in a middle eastern tone.

And a newly added name to the FBI's most wanted list is Terrorist, Ballsac Teabagger, wanted for his connection with the world trade center bombings.

by Willmerson September 20, 2005

Ballsac Eclipse

Placing ones scrotum on someones eyes, then taking a flashlight and pointing it towards the scrotum. Revealing the testicular veins and testicles.

Ballsac eclipse occurs between a a male or female or two males

by Doug Dick November 25, 2009

Ballsac Midnight

The time at which one's ballsac believes it to be midnight. Due to it's geographic location. Approximately 11 minutes after actual midnight. The very beginning of twilight.

Sorry I didn't come over last night, Tom. My fucktard of a boss had me working 'till ballsac midnight.

by asbelloniblood June 2, 2009

Ballsac Gravy

When you wear underwear that isn't breathable and your junk gets really sweaty, it creates a problem in your pants known as Ballsac Gravy.

I'm really glad I wear Pair of Thieves underwear, it eliminates Ballsac Gravy!

by Uploads of Fun March 25, 2020