Definitions by asbelloniblood
Fist of Glory
A full-bodied, well deserved, punch in the rectum. The performance of the Fist of Glory is usually accompanied by a loud, soul-shaking roar. Given out of spite, respect, love, cowardice, or humor; the Fist of Glory if performed right, is like a sucker punch for your butthole.
"If I see that damn mailman again, I'm gonna give him the Fist of Glory"
"Grandma sure gave that guy a Fist of Glory"
"Grandma sure gave that guy a Fist of Glory"
Fist of Glory by asbelloniblood June 3, 2009
Ballsac Midnight
The time at which one's ballsac believes it to be midnight. Due to it's geographic location. Approximately 11 minutes after actual midnight. The very beginning of twilight.
Sorry I didn't come over last night, Tom. My fucktard of a boss had me working 'till ballsac midnight.
Ballsac Midnight by asbelloniblood June 2, 2009