Ballmost

This means that you were close.. aka (almost) but with the reference of the testicle in your sentence.

Wow tom, you ballmost cut your hand off in the machinery!

by Jewdis Da Disciple January 25, 2009

Bullmoose

A game that is played while drinking.

If a player is caught drinking from his or her right hand, and another player calls "bullmoose" on him or her, he or she must then chug their drink. If they finish it with their right hand, and another player "bullmooses" them on their "bullmoose", they must chug another one.

by WBlake July 21, 2008

ballous

pronounced "baa-lous" - a contraction of the words Butt and Callous. A term describing the desensitization of the butt and groin that comes with sitting on a bicycle seat for extended periods. Without a proper ballous, cycling for long durations becomes extremely painful.

Floyd: Man- those guys on the Tour De France are impressive. They can ride for hour after hour on those crazy hard seats!

Greg: I know, I wish I had a ballous like that- I was riding last weekend and after several hours, I hurt so bad I couldn't sit anymore, but my legs were too tired to stand- It was like some medieval torture device!

by schmuckaneers July 21, 2009

bellhouse flange

Part of a car, but can also be used to describe a woman's sexual organ.

Bloke: Has my car past its MoT?
Mechanic: No, it needs a new Bellhouse Flange.
Bloke: Bugger.

Bloke: Hey darling, can I fill your Bellhouse Flange up with my Pork Sword?
Bird: OK I suppose so...

by pete_ September 27, 2006

bellhouse

pink taco, tuna cave, furry monkey, panty hamster, skin chimney, gash, hoohaa, love mitten, soggy canoe.

Betty's bellhouse must be lonely, she's been all cunty lately.

by stantastic September 8, 2008

balloufest

(N.)- 1) A social gathering marked by 15-20 people crammed in an uncomfortable room drinking MGD and smoking cigarettes.
2) A place where one can relax, play beruit, sleep on a cold floor with ferrets molesting you through the night, and partake in the inevitable awkward situations that trace back to disagreements originating in high-school.
3) What many look forward to in coming home to Fairfield County.

Balloufest: Tankedgiving '05 was huge.

by siblingforefather December 7, 2005

bullhouse

Another, classier word for bullshit.

Teddy:

"Amy came by last night and sucked me and Tommy off, it was so amazing!"

Edwin:

"Bullhouse!! Amy is a sweet girl! She would never do such a thing!"

by Vonzanni November 16, 2013