French Barbershop

When a boy/girl goes down on another person and rips off the other person's pubic hair with their teeth.

"Hey, I heard that you gave your boyfriend a French Barbershop yesterday. Is this true?"
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."

French Barbershop by itothean511 January 27, 2011

barbershop remorse 

The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.

Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.

barbershop remorse by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016

Ballership 

The most prestigious certification granted to a man of baller status. The embodiment of awesomeness. Usually awarded to someone who has a great sense of humor, loves sports (except for baseball and cricket), is bilingual (usually english and arabic), gets straight A's, smokes hookah, and drives at least 20 miles above the speed limit.

Mo: Dude.. did you see that goal safwat scored?
Joe: yeah dude.. Ballership!

or

Mo: Dude.. this hummos tastes really good..
Joe: yeah dude.. Ballership!

Ballership by saf29 September 5, 2010

Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop 

The act of placing a the base of a Play-Doh Barbershop figure just inside someone's sphincter, then they defecate through the holes in the toy's head, ideally with a soft consistency stool.

Similar to Canadian spaghetti.

I played Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop with my girl last night. Her shit came out all stringy.

Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop by w.b.m April 16, 2008

barbershop 

something dane always says for no reason

nobody:

dane:barbershop

barbershop by ananaksnsjf March 1, 2019

Barbershop Quartet 

When a group of 4 guys get together to groom each others' pubic hair.

"Hey what are you doing later this afternoon?"

"Nothing really."

"Why don't we call Ben and Evan over for a little party?"

"Great idea, but I need to set aside some time to clip my ball hair."

"Dude, no worries. Have them over and we can just have a little Barbershop Quartet."

Barbershop Quartet by Rankle November 25, 2011

barbershop quartet 

Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.

Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.

Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!

John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.

barbershop quartet by Kalem January 10, 2008