Baldo

Baldo is the funniest guy. But he will not laugh outside, he enjoys it from inside.
He rarely laughs but when he does its the most genuine laughter in the world.

WTF,Baldo laughed he never does that.

by Hadrian faber July 08, 2019

lil baldo

A man that is constantly wearing a wig because he was born bald and is a afraid that his friends will make hairline jokes.

Person 1: is that a lil baldo?
Person2: yea I think he’s a wig wearer

by Kevin Baldo October 25, 2020

baldo-beardo

A man who has a beautiful, lustrous beard, yet retains little to no hair on his head.

Hey, that guy is a baldo-beardo. Fascinating!

by spencer badabingbadaboner May 01, 2006

Baldo

The last name of an Aussie Sheila that apparently fits the description of a fat, bald kid with brown hair.

Oi Baldo! You're a fat kid

by CallMeCunt February 15, 2020

Baldo

A very thicc dude with no hair typicly he spells liqe his ass

dat baby is a baldo

by HempingXavi1 August 29, 2019

Baldoing

The act of fucking with a dildo that is attached to one’s testicles.

I gave he/her/them a proper baldoing today, but it left my testicles thoroughly chafed.

by Dothebaldobounce December 22, 2022