Baltism

When a male's penis does not relate to the male's sexuality

So I was watching lesbian porn and my dick was just sitting there flaccid which doesn't make sense considering I'm straight but as soon as I pull open gay porn my dick became erect, do you think I have baltism?

by ForeignExchange September 21, 2018

baldimort

A bald fat person

Mr merrit-blann is a baldimort

by The angmering school club June 3, 2020

baldis birthday

baldis birthday is on 4/04/18

baldi is from badli basics

guys its baldis birthday

by Chungy boy April 3, 2019

baloism

The comical misuse of words or phases that can change the local meaning of the word or phase.

How did herbivore become a baloism for homosexual?

(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.

(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.

by Wrong Number77 February 3, 2010

bardism

1: is thinking you're the best at everything, but in actuality, you're horrible at everything and act as a great douche to everyone in the process.

2: blowing off friends in the hopes of shawn white inviting you to go snowboarding.

3: being unliked by over 90% of your school, teachers included.

Man: dude, i hate this on kid, he's such a bard. he even made his own religion, "bardism"

Friend: you mean he always says he can do 540s and dunk, but really can't?

Man: yeah, he's a douche.

by mustangxx251 February 17, 2009

baluism

not to be confused with botulism

any stringing together of random words and/or syllables to form a complete sounding interjection

examples: SMACK-NO-BYE!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
LEAVE-NOW-NO-BYE!

Joe Balu, founder of the Baluism, was a crazy negro who sputtered out sentence fragments on a daily basis.

by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003

goof ballism

christinas disease that i can use for many different things.

well you see here its a simple yet complex case of goof ballism

by chyeahd January 17, 2008