baldredvelvet

a very cool and hot tiktoker who is red velvet cookie but bald.

Hey, have you seen baldredvelvet's new tiktok?
Fuck off.

by kickinthegut December 10, 2021

Ballered

The act of twisting one's scrotum.

I ballered Scott the other day after I succumbed Claire.

by terkaniang May 22, 2018

Boldered

When your really high off MARYJANE!

"I'm not stoned, I'm boldered!"

by morgan+hannah+raven<34lyfe May 11, 2010

Baltered

The act of a motorist spontaneously leaving their automobile and physically attacking a cyclist.

I was baltered on my ride into work this morning.

This dude just jumped out of his car and baltered me in the face.

by seattlebicyclist June 18, 2011

Douglas Badered

To be drunk. English in origin, referring to WW2 fighter pilot who lost both legs in a plane crash and was thus rendered 'legless'.

What a night I had last night, mate - I got totally Douglas Badered!

by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

Balderdash

The most awesomest board game ever invented by anyone.

Guy 1: Lets go play that one game.

Guy 2: Which one?

Guy 1: The bestest one.

Guy 2: Shweeeeet...I love Balderdash.

by Beachloghunter May 6, 2006

Badered

To stare at a females chest while talking to her when you should be making eye contact. When called out on this you look up to make eye contact but then return to staring at the females chest.

Kelly: did you just bader me?
John: no! *looks back down at her boobs*

Misty: Don't listen to him Kelly, you were totally just badered!

boobs staring contest eye contact

by TayQOut September 11, 2013