Baking a cake

When you tell a story and you add too many unnecessary details and it becomes boring.

You-Telling an unnecessarily long, boring story about what you did at the weekend.

Friend-You are baking a cake!

by Kdoug88 October 16, 2018

cake baking

When a guy spends all his time to get a girls attention...

Shohan got his cake baking trophy taken away from him for having his pit bull running loose around campus...

by Kenneth Carino May 10, 2006

Baking a cake

A phrase used to explain sex- ed to small children in a classroom setting.

Mother: When two people love each other veeerry much, they kind of do this thing--
Kid: Do they start baking a cake?
Mother: Yes...uh, no....uh...shut up.

by headbakers<3 August 3, 2009

Baking a Cake

When you mix cocaine, baking soda, and a little bit of water on a piece of tin foil. Then you spread the mixture out on the foil. You let it dry then you use a lighter underneith the foil to make the mixture burn and then you suck the smoke up with a gutted out pen.

I going to go bake a cake. I just got done baking a cake.

by Matty1337 October 26, 2006

Baking a Cake

Art of creating a relationship with a women. Meeting a girl is spotting the ingredients. Introducing yourself and/or talking to her for the first time is buying the ingredients. Putting the cake in the oven is when your "talking" with a girl. Taking the cake out is dating a girl. Eatting the cake is doing anything sexual with a girl. Little bits are kissing and making out. Decent bite is a makeout session/ dry humping/a lot of physical body contact/fingering. Eatting half of the cake is receiving/performing oral sex. Eatting the whole cake is having sexual intercourse. Very simple, but can become extremely creative and easy to use.

"Hey bro, whats up with that girl? you baking a cake?"

"lol yea bro its still in the oven. ima take it out in a couple weeks."

"dope dope im already eatting my cake dog"

"hahaha nice nice"

by happybakerAchmed:) February 28, 2009

baking a cake

the act of masterbation

"the phone rung so many times, but i couldn't answer i was in the middle of baking a cake."

by gene-v February 6, 2009

Baking the Cake

After a girl shits and doesn't wipe and you then stick flour and eggs in her ass and you then have her clench her ass cheaks together.After that cum inside her ass and then eat out of it with a fork

Hey man what the fuck are you doing? Why I am simply baking the cake with old Sue here my favriote Korean prostitute.

by AceAssGrinder69 September 14, 2017