Bakey Spew

AKA Bacon Spunk

-Noun. The white chunky film left on cooked bacon that has gone old and cold.

-Adj. Any item tasting slightly Bacon-ish

The Bakey Spew was particularly smoky, not to mention salty ye delicious.

Weird, that cupcake icing is bacon spunky.

by Backo March 4, 2009

Mathew Bakey

A bitch as simp who no one likes and likes to fucc guys anally if you meet one you will want to commit suicide and beware he talks shit about you but he wont say it to your face.

OMG Why is Mathew Bakey here no one even likes him

IKR

by the nigga who eats da pp August 13, 2020

jakey bakey

boii who thinks he is the shit, is practically a walking sausage. Paid a a chick for bragging rights. mum gets gang banged by bbc. he ate so much bacon that he turned into one and rolls with all the hard lads in gilford with a bus stop and a museum.

o jakey bakey you do nedd some more cakey

by gotchabitch1234567 October 15, 2020

Bakey Faced

*Bakey Faced*
- the outcome of one hell of a bake sess-o..its probably the greatest feeling in the whole entire world..its when you smoke so much marijuana that you can't help but look blowed..act blowed..and just be blowed..

how can you tell your bakey faced?
-eyes become blood shot..
-you get cotton mouth..
-smile from ear to ear..
-laughing about anything..
-smashing on munchies..

the difference between being high..and being bakey faced
-when your high you can still function appropriately..
-when your bakey faced, you honestly can't control yourself..
ex: when your high, you may smash everything in the fridge.. when your bakey faced..you cash the fuck out at any fast food place..ordering enough food to feed an army..lol

"we just blew lyke 8 rello's..im soo fuckin bakey faced"

by [TiFFers]myspace.com/xxtiffers June 28, 2009

Eggs 'n Bakey

An equivalent colloquial term for eggs and bacon.

Usually: wakey wakey eggs 'n bakey

by Ruckus June 23, 2006

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018