mental bakedown

handling a mental breakdown by withdrawing into the kitchen and making ridiculous amounts of fattening baked goods (usually followed by eating at least half of it)

work was so stressful i had a mental bakedown and made 6 dozen cupcakes.

by TheDelicious August 30, 2007

bakedover

The unpleasant, physiological effects you get the day after smoking a shit ton of weed. The most common reported characteristics of a bakeover are similar to those of a hangover: headache, lethargy, deviation from normal daily activities, etc.

Stoner A: "Dude, I smoked so much at that party last night."
Stoner B: "Yeah, I woke up so bakedover, I felt like just sitting and watching TV all day."

by BUTTONL0VE October 20, 2009

baedophile

Someone who is always trying to take someone's significant other.

John quit hitting on my girl! You've always been a baedophile.

by Joquaan February 4, 2015

Basedowing

(verb) The act of masturbating to one of John Basedow's many infomercials of the enhancement of the abs and or buttex region while eating a tuna sandwich with the free hand and sitting on a silver plated dildo with an engravement dedicated to John Basedow's prodigy, Chad Martin.

I cannot believe your basedowing while Tony Little is delivering a speech on how to toss salad while having three dicks in the ass and going at the speed of light on the Gizel.

by Frank J.G September 8, 2008

Bajodo

1)Your vagina,penis, leg, arm or anyother word you decide needs to be replaced with jibberish
2) a groundhog

1.) ewwww! put your bajodo away!
2.) sicko! dont put your bajodo in there!

by Marieishott February 23, 2009

John Basedow

A fitness "Celebrity" famous for shilling exercise machines by showing his RICDICULOUSLY chiseled abs that he got before the product was even thought of.

What the hell is John Basedow famous for?!?

by Zach G. February 12, 2006

Babedoe

Being a guys girl and having her like him back and the guy explains to his friends who she is

Yeah Meredith is Lj's Babedoe

by Juice cooper June 1, 2013