bailout

September 2008 plan to try and rescue the US markets from crisis with 700 billion dollars. Eventually passed in October with attachments by congressment for another $150 billion, totaling $850B. A giant fiasco opposed by most economists, see also "we're fucked."

Doesn't matter if I screw up my whole life, I'm going to try and get a government bailout.

bailout by Nate2269 October 6, 2008

Bailout

Whenever someone runs away from a good time!

Don't be such a bailout, just go with the flow!

Bailout by The Space Goat February 16, 2021

bailout

A rescue from financial difficulties

Monday what we had was a bailout for Wall Street firms and not much relief for taxpayers and hard-hit families

bailout by legiveth October 3, 2008

Bailout

To Get Out A Car Letting Of Shots

Aye lets bailout on they ass

Bailout by Itsa4thkang May 3, 2024

bailout

when someone gets busted for saying bullshit so they try to get out of accountability by calling it a "joke" or "ragebait"

person 1: did you know insert disinformation
person 2: no that is not true quit your bullshit
person 1: chill i'm just joking and ragebaiting!
person 2: 0/10 bailout attempt, just take accountability for your actions

bailout by haterzenx June 6, 2026

Bailout Bill

The romantic hero of America's financial ruin!

"Oh no, all the banks are closing...we're totally fucked...wait! Here comes Bailout Bill!"

Bailout Bill by Charles Roth January 13, 2009

Bailout Bum 

Someone who only has a job because of the government bailout. Usually someone doing construction or something similar on government owned property.

Phil: I wish they would stop redoing this street, it's the third time this year.
Ian: Yeah, all of these workers are bailout bums.

Bailout Bum by Perfect Situation June 15, 2009