Balliniss

adj. Amazing. Derived from Dave Chappelle's line "Balliniss shit ever"

"Dat car is balliniss, yo. Wamp, wamp, what it do"

by Ahjiggity jig jig December 14, 2006

balanism

As this is the urban dictionary, I suppose the best definition would be 'sticking something up your arse'! More specifically and for those of a more 'technically minded' nature, it is the use of suppositories or pessaries (hence killing at least one myth, that the 'pessary' is a small bird that lives in New Zealand!..that's a cassowary).

Balanism doesn't usually have anything to do with masturbation or marsupials, contrary to popular misconception.

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

kailinism

An expression or distorted interpretation of a situation, act or instance in which the wrong adjective, noun or verb is used or string of, however still maintaining an uncanny level of validity.

Ex.
Kailinism
1. We adopted a new doggy. He was at the prison.
2. You have the lungs of a thirsty whale!
3 there is a thingy in the taxi cab that says "dollar, dollar, dollar...!".

by Mr. Ostrich nipples November 1, 2013

bailitis

when a girl (or guy) bails on a date by pretending to be sick

I was supposed to go out with Hadley tonight, but she came down with a serious case of bailitis

by joshoohaah November 3, 2013

Baileyism

Baileyism is a religion where we warship their lord and savior Bailey

“Yeah, im apart of baileyism!”

by Jslskzkzljzlz June 1, 2021